I love the idea of vacations. Who doesn't, right? You go somewhere, you relax, you see cool stuff... Only problem is, I'm not very good at them. I often get all stressed out when I go on vacation. So, I’ve been paying attention lately, trying to crack the code on how to enjoy something that everyone else seems to do naturally. Best I came up with are the five ways I tend to mess them up. I...
1. Forget sunscreen on the first day (or any day).
This no duh slip has caused more painful beach showers than I care to recollect. Plus, how stupid can I get? Not only is there A SONG, but, I have a good friend who survived skin cancer AND I often vacation with my sister who is a sunscreen Nazi. She brings enough sunscreen on any given vacation to keep the entire block pale for at least a week.
I used to think people who chose to live in a city were crazy. Not: haha, you’re so crazy, pass the margaritas and chicken wings; more: holy heck, you. are. crazy, pass the straight jackets and Haldol.
Why would anyone want to live all crammed together, surrounded by noise and concrete, when you can live all spread out and surrounded by trees?
I like to throw things.